[StBernard] For Sale:

[Westley Annis]

For Sale: One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model 

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the
open position. 

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large. 

Needs re-wiring. Many wires are currently crossed. 

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much
paint in a 
failed effort at camouflaging them. 

Needs re-upholstering. Carpet has turned a dingy gray. 

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders
are too far apart. 

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of
malodorous gases on a regular basis, 

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply.. 

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.