[StBernard] PHONE CALLS

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Wed Dec 9 08:58:28 EST 2009


George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil
tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and
talks for 5 minutes. When he finishes the devil informs him that the cost
is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
finishes the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen
Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George W. Bush gets his turn and
talks for 4 hours. When he finishes and reaches for his checkbook, the
devil informs him that there is no charge for the call and that he should
feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to
call the USA free. The devil replies, "Since Obama became president of the
USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."




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