[StBernard] Holiday tips

[Westley Annis]

	Here are some helpful "Holiday Dieting Tips" for those of you who
are trying to lose weight during the holidays:
	1) If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories, 
	2) If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other
out, 
	3) Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage
causes calorie leakage, 
	4) If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count,
and
	5) If you eat standing up, the calories all go to your feet and get
walked off!