[StBernard] New sexually transmitted disease

[Westley Annis]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through
dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.and
pronounced "gonna re-elect them."

Many victims contracted it in 2008, after having been screwed for the past
two years.  Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this
destructive disease has become so deadly since it is easily cured....by
voting out all incumbents