[StBernard] OUCH

[Westley Annis]

  OUCH!!! 

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a
$20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see
if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?"You
didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady.
"You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot.
On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower
garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some
guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.

"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", "not everybody pays"..