[StBernard] PUSH

[Westley Annis]

	GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO
	      A man and  his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud
pounding on  the door..
	The man gets up and goes to the door where a  drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is  asking for a push.
	     "Not a chance," says the  husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning
	     He slams  the door and returns to bed. 
	      "Who was that?"  asked his wife. 
	      "Just some drunk guy asking for a  push," he answers. 
	      "Did you help him?" she  asks. 
	      "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning  and it is pouring
rain out there!" 
	      "Well, you have a short  memory," says his wife. "Can't you re
member about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped
us? 
	      I think you should help him, and you should be  ashamed of
yourself!"
	      The man does as he is told,  gets dressed, and goes out into
the pounding rain. 
	      He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you  still there?" 
	      "Yes," comes back the  answer. 
	      "Do you still need a push?" calls out the  husband. 
	      "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the  dark. 
	      "Where are you?" asks the  husband.. 
	      "Over here on the swing set," replied the  drunk..