[StBernard] A good one

[Westley Annis]

Now this is funny

	 

	

	A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."

	The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."  The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
would take! I can do it, but it is
	hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.  Take a
little more time and think of something that could
	possibly help mankind."

	The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said,
"Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she
means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
happy."

	The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"