[StBernard] Fishing story...

[Westley Annis]

	 Finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while
I ran out of worms.
	
	 Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth, and frogs
are good bass bait.
	
	 Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth; I
grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait
bucket.
	
	 Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
	
	I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in
its mouth. His eyes rolled back and he went limp.
	
	I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my
fishing with the frog.
	
	A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
	
	There was that same damn snake... with two frogs in his mouth.