[StBernard] When Obama died

[Westley Annis]

"I, however, place economy among the first and most important republican
virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared."
 Thomas Jefferson.





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When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.  He slapped
him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I
helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted
to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was
evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe  and 66
other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist,
leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.  Obama wept and said,
"This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you
in Heaven. What did you think I said"....."You really need to listen when
someone is trying to tell you something!"