[StBernard] Why I am depressed

[Westley Annis]

WHY I AM DEPRESSED 

  Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." 

Nearly 75 years ago when welfare was introduced,  Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.” 

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! 

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline.   

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .  I told them I was suicidal.  They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.