[StBernard] BARRACK MEETS MOHAMMED

[Westley Annis]

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a
beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed
is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.


Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'Why
no he answers, I am Moses.Mohammed is higher still.'


Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again,  He
discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus...You will
find Mohammed higher up.' 

 

Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even
larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver
white beard and once again repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he
gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.


'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look
exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'  'Yes! Please!' as God looks
behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:   'Hey Mohammed-- two
coffees!'''

 

 

Keep your trust in God ......your government has let you down ...........