[StBernard] Milkman and the blonde

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Thu Aug 5 23:15:23 EDT 2010


JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE HEARD THE "BEST BLONDE JOKE" EVER, ALONG COMES ONE
LIKE THIS!


A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note
for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the
note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5
gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to
the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25
gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"


The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."


The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"



The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes."






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