[StBernard] Welfare

[Westley Annis]

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.  At first the lady said,

"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs 
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no
frigging 
clue who their Daddy's are.  They expect me to feed them, provide them with 
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it
takes 
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday. 

Damn, this is a great country!