[StBernard] Pistol engraving

[Westley Annis]

Things that I found helpful by living this long.  The purpose of fighting is
to win.

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important
than either ... The final weapon is the brain.  All else is supplemental. 


1.  Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll
just kill you. 

2.  If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 

3.  I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 

4.  When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 

5.  A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter
recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do
you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'   

6.  The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on
his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my shotgun.'

7.  Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE
IT!!! 

But wait, there's more! 

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I
did. She said, 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of
course it's loaded, it can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you
that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, "No not
at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire
extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."

 

 

 

	
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	I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!     
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	WHERE ELSE BUT AMERICA ?
	
	ONLY IN AMERICA

	
	We are the only country where we have homeless without shelter,
children going to bed without eating, elderly going without needed meds, and
mentally ill without treatment - yet we have a benefit for the people of
Haiti on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining up with food, water, tents,
clothes, bedding, doctors and medical supplies. Imagine if we gave ourselves
the same support that we give other countries. I feel bad for them, but I
wonder who cares about America .  
	
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