[StBernard] Dinner through the years

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Sun Aug 22 14:23:30 EDT 2010


A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet
for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy
Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between
them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that
street and they might see him and they can ride their bikes there.

10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they
had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots
of cute guys.

10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it
was right near the gym and if they go late enough, t here wouldn't be too
many whiny little kids.

10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and
the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the wine
list was good, they had windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish
is good for your cholesterol.

10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should
meet at the Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good and they have an
early bird special.

10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed
that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because food was
not too spicy, the restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had
an elevator!

10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should
meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.





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