[StBernard] How's This For Intelligence?

[Westley Annis]

How’s this for intelligence?  
                   
                             Great Orators 
  
“One man with courage makes a majority.” –  Andrew Jackson 
  
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” –    Franklin D. Roosevelt  
  
“The buck stops here.” –  Harry S. Truman 
  
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” –   John F. Kennedy 
  
  
                            
                                    And, from today’s genius ’ …

“It depends what your definition of ‘Sex’ is?” –  Bill Clinton 
  
“That Obama … I would like to cut his NUTS off.” –  Jesse Jackson 
  
“Those rumors are false … I believe in the sanctity of marriage.” –  John Edwards 
  
“I invented the Internet.” – Al Gore 
  
“The next Person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.” –  Joe Biden 
  
” America is … is no longer, uh, what it … it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was … uh, and I say to myself, ‘uh, I don’t want that future, uh, uh for my children.”  -  Barack Obama 
  
“I have campaigned in all 57 states.” –  Barack Obama  (Quoted 2008) 
  
“You don’t need God anymore, you have us Democrats.” –   Nancy Pelosi   (Quoted 2006) 
  
“Paying taxes is voluntary.” –  Sen. Harry Reid 
  
“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know.  No one is more  faithful, true, and honest than he.” –  Hillary Clinton   (Quoted 1998) 
  
And the most recent gem of wisdom from the “Mother Moron”: 
  
“We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it.” - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)


HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE – TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY?

”Life’s tough … it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”
                                                  - John Wayne 
 
Go green – recycle Congress in 2010