[StBernard] Scotch?

[Westley Annis]

	SCOTCH?
	 

	On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their
teacher.

	The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

	The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of
candy.

	Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She
touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?"
she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "
Champagne ?. "No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"