[StBernard] Scotch?

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Thu Sep 2 08:04:11 EDT 2010


On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She
touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?"
she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "
Champagne ?. "No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"

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