[StBernard] You'll love this!

[Westley Annis]

If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will....... 

  

 

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. 
 
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25
to life would be appropriate. 
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. 
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. 
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. 
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The
other is for housing prisoners. 
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and
it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! 
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. 
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. 
--David Letterman