[StBernard] CLASSES FOR WOMEN

[Westley Annis]

	 Old but still good !!!
	
	
	
	

Winter Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Tues, January 25, 2011 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, 
           CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. 

Class 1 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with
Slide Presentation. 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. 

Class 2 
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It
for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion. 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. 

Class 3 
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? --Group Debate. 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase --Pictures and
Explanatory Graphics. 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 

Class 5 
Curling Irons--
Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM 

Class 6  
How to Ask Questions During Commercials 
and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups. 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM 

Class 7  
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. 

Class 8  
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 9  
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 

Class 10  
How to Parallel Park  In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations. 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. 
And my favorite 
Class 11  
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through
the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined    

Class 12 
How to Shop by Yourself. 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 


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And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!


 
	Kathy