[StBernard] Wedding Dress...

[Westley Annis]

	 Son asked his mother the following question:
	 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?'  The mother looks at her son
and replies:
	 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is
pure.'
	 The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
father.
	 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
	 The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
	 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'