[StBernard] The World's Shortest Books

[Westley Annis]

World's Shortest Books



MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By  Tiger Woods



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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros



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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jack son & Rev Al Sharpton



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THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton



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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton



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THINGS I  CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates



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THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman



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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry



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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart



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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian



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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell



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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson



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THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson



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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy



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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jack son



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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE   MINNESOTA VIKINGS



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AND, JUST ADDED

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi



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And the shortest book of them all......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama