[StBernard] GREAT Comeback

[Westley Annis]

	Gate  14 in the Denver Airport . 
	
	It  happened at the Denver Airport . This is hilarious.   
	
	An award should go to the United  Airlines gate agent in Denver for
being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a
passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For  all of you out there
who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you!  
	 
	A crowded United Airlines flight  was canceled. A single agent was
re-booking a long  line of inconvenienced travelers.  
	
	Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his  way to the desk.  He
slapped his ticket on the  counter and said, "I HAVE  to be on this flight
and it has to be FIRST CLASS."  
	
	The  agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy  to try to help
you, but I've got to help these folks  first; and then I'm sure we'll be
able to work  something out." 
	
	The  passenger was  unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers  behind him could hear,"DO  YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" 
	
	Without  hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public
address microphone. "May I  have your attention, please?", she began, her
voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.  
	
	"We have a  passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
If  anyone can help him find his identity, please  come to Gate 14". 
	
	With  the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,  the man
glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth,  and said, " F*** You!".   
	
	Without  flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have
to  get in line for that, too."