[StBernard] A good reason for presidents day

[Westley Annis]

	I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old
grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?" 
	
	He said "It's President's Day!"
	
	He is a smart kid.
	
	I asked "What does President's Day mean?" 
	I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
	
	He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of
the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of
unemployment."
	
	You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...