[StBernard] Hooray for Florida!

[Westley Annis]

Let's say GOD was running the governorship of Florida. He would:
1. Do Drug AND Alcohol AND tobacco testing and eliminate all and dare anyone
to break prohibition or breaching His rule.
2. Evict people who are living together in sin and send them to hell. 
3. Abolish the Welfare state and force people to work at McDonald's and do
yard work to eliminate the excuse of no jobs or I'm too good to work
"there".
4. Eliminate social programs and establish work-Programs eliminated by
sending back illegals freeing up a myriad new jobs.
5. Eliminate the life-penalty and establish a "do not pass go (to Hell) and
issue a mandate for immediate burning (and not in the electric chair,
either).
6. Resend anyone living outside of the South's Mason Dixon line to a "warm
spot" outside of earth's parameters. 
7. Eliminate sin of any kind (from abortion to zeal), and then:
8. Return America to 1789's U.S. constitution and law, eliminate slavery and
send anyone born in America back to their country of origin, blessing each
country with sufficient, perfect governments on earth which eliminate
poverty, political and religious persecution, and sins of virtue and greed.
Anyone breaking God's Heaven on earth would be sent expeditiously to hell.
9. Make a cutoff to Hades of anything above "lesser/venial/minor" sin.
Immediately upon breaching this threshold buys a one-way-ticket with no
chance of incarceration or appeal.
10. Do anything He wants to whomever He wishes!
11. Eliminate all the above 9 points and go right to 10.

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