[StBernard] Hooray for Florida!

[Westley Annis]

this sounds so familiar---could it be because this is the exact same way
some "gods" would run Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Texas---not to
mention many of the fruitcake northern states who basically are allowed to
run themselves while the "gods" spend their time in sexual rendezvous and
can't be found for days???   Ben WhoDat
 


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	Let's say GOD was running the governorship of Florida. He would:
	1. Do Drug AND Alcohol AND tobacco testing and eliminate all and
dare anyone
	to break prohibition or breaching His rule.
	2. Evict people who are living together in sin and send them to
hell. 
	3. Abolish the Welfare state and force people to work at McDonald's
and do
	yard work to eliminate the excuse of no jobs or I'm too good to work
	"there".
	4. Eliminate social programs and establish work-Programs eliminated
by
	sending back illegals freeing up a myriad new jobs.
	5. Eliminate the life-penalty and establish a "do not pass go (to
Hell) and
	issue a mandate for immediate burning (and not in the electric
chair,
	either).
	6. Resend anyone living outside of the South's Mason Dixon line to a
"warm
	spot" outside of earth's parameters. 
	7. Eliminate sin of any kind (from abortion to zeal), and then:
	8. Return America to 1789's U.S. constitution and law, eliminate
slavery and
	send anyone born in America back to their country of origin,
blessing each
	country with sufficient, perfect governments on earth which
eliminate
	poverty, political and religious persecution, and sins of virtue and
greed.
	Anyone breaking God's Heaven on earth would be sent expeditiously to
hell.
	9. Make a cutoff to Hades of anything above "lesser/venial/minor"
sin.
	Immediately upon breaching this threshold buys a one-way-ticket with
no
	chance of incarceration or appeal.
	10. Do anything He wants to whomever He wishes!
	11. Eliminate all the above 9 points and go right to 10.
	
	--jer--