[StBernard] The Manchurian Candidate

[Westley Annis]

President Obama is indeed a Manchurian Candidate-but not in the way you
might think. In June 1999, a shadowy cabal of right-wing business interests
found themselves feeling so utterly nauseated by the Clinton regime that
they devised a plan to ensure that by 2012, no Democrat candidate would ever
be elected president again. First they needed a Manchurian Candidate:
someone so hatefully leftwing and disgracefully incompetent that he would
bring the American economy to its knees, while rendering it an international
laughing stock. In this way "liberal values" would be tarnished forever in
the eyes of American voters. So far, the plan is working brilliantly.