[StBernard] Feeling old?

[Westley Annis]

A sixty-five year old man was working out at the gym when he spotted a
gorgeous, young lady entering the gym for a work out.  The senior asked a
trainer who was nearby "what machine should I use to impress that young,
sweet thing who just walked in?"  The trainer looked at him and said "try
the ATM in the lobby."

 

It's a bitch getting old!