[StBernard] blonde

[Westley Annis]

7 degrees of Blonde 


FIRST DEGREE    
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.  The
very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said 'How
should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.  The husband said,
'Who was that?' 
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
clear.' 


SECOND DEGREE    
Two blondes are walking down the street.  One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.  She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' 
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' 
So, the first blonde hands her the compact. 
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'      


THIRD DEGREE      
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
a gun.  She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
she finds him in the arms of a redhead.  Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome
with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. 
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'      
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!' 


FOURTH DEGREE    
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.  She proudly
says, 'Go ahead, ask me... I know 'em all.' 
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of   Wisconsin   ?' 
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy. Its W.' 


FIFTH DEGREE 
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? 
A: 'Is it mine?'    


SIXTH DEGREE    
Bambi , a blonde in her fourth year as a USC Freshman, sat in her US
Government class.  The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade
was about.. 
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision
George Washington   had to make before he crossed the   Delaware   .'    


SEVENTH DEGREE 
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked
and burglarized.  She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. 
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps.  Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
home to find all my possessions stolen.  I call the police for help, and
what do they do?  They send me a BLIND COP!' 
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