[StBernard] Our boy Jeff.

[Westley Annis]

This is straight forward country thinking...


Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes. 
You may be a Muslim 

3. You have more wives than teeth. 
You may be a Muslim 

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. 
You may be a Muslim 

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 
You may be a Muslim 

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. 
You may be a Muslim 

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing. 
You may be a Muslim 

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs. 
You may be a Muslim 

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
four. 
You may be a Muslim 

10. Your cousin is president of the United States . 
You may be a Muslim 

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.

You may be a Muslim