[StBernard] daughter

[Westley Annis]

My daughter walked into the family living room last night and said  "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room  out, throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, I-Phone, I-Pod, and my  laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army. Then sell my car,  take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown  me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will  and leave my share to any one that wants it." 

 

Well, she didn't put it quite like that, She actually said ...."Dad, meet my new  boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on President Obama's  reelection campaign."