[StBernard] SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS

[Westley Annis]

SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS****

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In Texas there is a town called  New Braunfels , where there is a large
German-speaking population.****

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his
hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.****

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The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:  "Sehr angenehm!  Trink das
Wasser nicht.  Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."  Which means:  "Glad to
meet you!  Don't drink the water.  The cows have shit in it."****

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The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama. I can't understand you.  Please speak in English."****

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The rancher replied:  "Use both hands."