[StBernard] MEDICAL JOKE

[Westley Annis]

	An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles, 
	
	put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work". 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of
a brain, 
	
	put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".  
	
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a
man, 
	
	put it in another's chest and in 2weeks he is looking for work".  
	
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	 
	The United States doctor laughs: 
	
	 
	
	"You all are behind us. 
	
	 
	
	Five years ago, we took a man with 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	 ( no brains),   ( no heart )  and  ( no balls )
	
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	and made him
	 
	 
	 President. 
	
	 
	
	Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
	
	 
	
	 
	
	 
	
	This particular joke won an award for the best joke
	
	 in a competition held in Britain