[Woodcarver] elephant carving pattern (CHAT)

[dick carter]

>From: Byron <abkinnaman at earthlink.net>

>

>"elephant carving pattern"  sure brings up some interesting mind pictures.

>


... just couldn't resist it...

Elephant Stew

Don't get me wrong, I love animals and this recipe was given to me as a 
laugh, so have a smile with me. This dish takes about 2 to 3 months to 
prepare.

Ingredients

1 Elephant
10 Warthogs
100 kilograms tomatoes
half ton potatoes
2 bags red onions
100 kilogram salt
1 wheelbarrow Vidalia onions (heaped)
10 liter vinegar
20 liter chutney
4 Guineafowl

Method

Hunt the elephant, warthog and guineafowl. Hang 3 guineafowls to ripen. Cut 
elephant into edible chunks, (will take about a month). Boil the warthog 
with other ingredients (except guineafowl) till nice and juicy. Now boil 
elephant chunks over high flames till tender. (will take about 4 weeks) and 
add everything together. Boil for another 5 to 7 days.

Produces about 3,500 helpings.

Note: If the above isn't enough, add another guineafowl as well.


Dick Carter
In the Manadnock area of NH
rhc511 at hotmail.com
Please check-out my stuff at:
http://www.picturetrail.com/cartersstuff

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