[StBernard] Unique Breakfast

[Westley Annis]

> Unique Breakfast

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> 

> A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read

> "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down.

> 

> The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he

> wanted.

> 

> "What's your Unique Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively.

> 

> "Baked tongue of chicken!" she proudly replied.

> 

> "Baked tongue of chicken?... baked tongue of chicken!

> Do you have any idea how disgusting that is?

> 

> I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a

> chicken's mouth!" he fumed.

> 

> Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?"

> 

> 

> "Just bring me some scrambled eggs," the man replied.