[StBernard] American Engineers

[Westley Annis]

    Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
American engineer -- find themselves together one day. They come 
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total,"
says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was 
forever made fertile for farming.

    Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidel! s, Jews or Americans 
can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of 
the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around all three countries.

    The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me
more about this wall."
    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or 
out
-- it's virtually impenetrable."

    The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."