[StBernard] Witty Slogan

[Westley Annis]

I'm looking for help coming up with a witty slogan.

Everyone has seen the cards in Monopoly that read "Get Out of Jail Free".
I'm looking for a witty saying that would be short and catchy like that,
only it would be Katrina related.

"Get Out of Your FEMA Trailer Free" seems a bit long to me, but it is now
stuck in my head and giving me a bit of writers block.  If anyone has any
other suggestions, it would be appreciated.

Thanks,
Westley