[StBernard] Witty Slogans

[Westley Annis]

Suggestions for new cards:
__________

Get out of town, Free.

Get out of debt, Fast - collect $_____.

Get past the hurricane season now, advance to Broadwalk.

Rebuild St. Bernard Parish Now, you get $_____.

You survived Katrina and won the lottery, collect $___.

You stepped on a rodent, pay $1000 for medical expenses.

Your neighbor's trash landed on your property--pay $1000 for cleanups.

Da government doesn't respond to your 25th request for help, pay $___ to
have it done yourself.

Pay $___ to have some guy mow da lawn/saw da limbs/gut da home.

You decide to do the lawn/saw da limbs/gut da home yourself. Collect $___
from savings and advance to Go.

Neighbors not returning to da parish. Lose a turn as well as da neighbor.

Neighbors not returning to da parish. Buy da property next to yours for
$____.

Da government lied to you and you believed dem. Lose a turn for being such a
sap.

Da government gets $___ from the state/Feds. Dey didn't lie. Get $___and
advance to Go.

Chalmette gets mo' attention than Hopedale to rebuild. Blasphemy. Lose a
turn for supporting one community.

Mississippi gets mo' support and attention than St. Bernard Parish. You pay
$___ out yo' pocket.

You need $___ to make ends meet until next payday. Borrow $___ from bank.

There's few jobs in da parish. Advance to the railroad crossing at St.
Bernard Hwy and Center St.

Illegals take your carpentry job for 3-5 years. Lose a turn while you look
for work. 

New store opens in Arabi. You save $__ in gas money looking for one open.

Another hurricane hits. Give up, leave St. Bernard parish or stay ignorant.

You move back to da parish because you're blissful. Get $____ and leave it
at that.

Tourism makes a rebound in 2015. Wait around for the tourist to spend money.
Lose a turn.

Sandwich shops and eateries open again. Buy a po'boy for $10 for jacked-up
pricing.

Take a trip to Reading Railroad - use it because the roads are deteriorating
and no money in government for infrastructure.

FEMA wants their trailers back NOW! Become homeless and go right to jail for
stealing, homelessness, robbery, and public drunkedness.

New gangs in area. Your family attacked while you sleep in trailer. You're
out of da game.

Pay $___ for psychiatrist bill. You have to pay $20 travel fee to find one
in Jefferson parish somewhere.

I could write mo' but who cares <smile>...?


--Jer--