[StBernard] definitions

[Westley Annis]

Some groaners in here...



	Subject: definitions
	
	ARBITRATOR:
	A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
	
	AVOIDABLE:
	What a bull fighter tried to do.
	
	BERNADETTE:
	The act of torching a mortgage.
	
	BURGLARIZE:
	What a crook sees with.
	
	CONTROL:
	A short, ugly inmate.
	
	COUNTERFEITERS:
	Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
	
	ECLIPSE:
	What a barber does for a living.
	
	EYEDROPPER:
	A clumsy ophthalmologist.
	
	HEROES:
	What a guy in a boat does.
	
	LEFTBANK:
	What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
	
	MISTY:
	How golfers create divots.
	
	PARADOX:
	Two physicians.
	
	PARASITES:
	What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
	
	PHARMACIST:
	A helper on the farm.
	
	POLARIZE:
	What penguins see with.
	
	PRIMATE:
	Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
	
	RELIEF:
	What trees do in the Spring.
	
	RUBBERNECK:
	What you do to relax your wife.
	
	SELFISH:
	What the owner of a seafood store does
	
	SUDAFED:
	A litigation brought against a government official