[StBernard] fairy tale

[Westley Annis]

	A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. 
	
	Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." 
	
	The wife said: "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."  The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. 
	
	The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." 
	
	The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. 
	
	So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – the husband became 92 years old. 
	
	The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.