[StBernard] Warning To Americans

[Westley Annis]

Warning to Americans

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of
Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action
in Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of
convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next, then Motel 6 Managers, and followed by Dell and AOL customer service
reps.

Its getting ugly!