[StBernard] Measurements of success

[Westley Annis]

	I HOPE THAT THIS DOESN'T OFFEND ANYONE AS IT IS MERELY A JOKE.
	Subject: Measurements of success 
	
	
	
	At age 3 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. 
	
	At age 12 success is . . . having friends. 
	
	At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. 
	
	At age 20 success is . . . having sex. 
	
	At age 35 success is . . . having money. 
	
	At age 50 success is . . . having money. 
	
	At age 60 success is . . . having sex. 
	
	At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. 
	
	At age 75 success is . . . having friends. 
	
	At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.