[StBernard] "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

[Westley Annis]

When I got this I was at a loss as to what the subject was.  I get it now
and it's hilarious!





	In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all
need to 
	learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following 
	conversation until you are able to understand the term
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS". 
	
	With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. 
	
	Now, here goes... 
	
	The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest 
	and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today...... 
	
	Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." 
	
	Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." 
	
	Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor
sunteen???" 
	
	Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." 
	
	Room Service: "Ow July den?" 
	
	Guest: ".....What??" 
	
	Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?" 
	
	Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled,
please." 
	
	Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?" 
	
	Guest: "Crisp will be fine." 
	
	Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" 
	
	Guest: "What?" 
	
	Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?" 
	
	Guest: "I... don't think so." 
	
	RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???" 
	
	Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
wan sahn 
	toes' means." 
	
	RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish 
	moppin we bodder?" 
	
	Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying
'toast'... 
	Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." 
	
	RoomService: "We bodder?" 
	
	Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side." 
	
	RoomService: "Wad?!?" 
	
	Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side." 
	
	RoomService: "Copy?" 
	
	Guest: "Excuse me?" 
	
	RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?" 
	
	Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything." 
	
	RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish
moppin, we 
	bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??" 
	
	Guest: "Whatever you say." 
	
	RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds." 
	
	Guest: "You're welcome" 
	
	Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 
	"TENJOOBERRYMUDS".....and you do, don't you!?