[StBernard] Lost wallet (old joke with new punch line)

[Westley Annis]

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet 

and all his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make 

his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?"
asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"
replies the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no
entry," says the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he
exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed 

on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other."

"This I've gotta see," replies the agent. 

With that, the guy drops his pants and shows the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the
agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you
know I was from Chicago?"

The agent replies, "I recognized Barack Obama in
the middle."