[StBernard] Lost wallet (old joke with new punch line)

Westley Annis Westley at da-parish.com
Fri Nov 14 08:02:47 EST 2008

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet

and all his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make

his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?"
asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,"
replies the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no
entry," says the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he
exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed

on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other."

"This I've gotta see," replies the agent.

With that, the guy drops his pants and shows the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the
agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you
know I was from Chicago?"

The agent replies, "I recognized Barack Obama in
the middle."

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