[StBernard] MAKES YA GO HMMMMMM

[Westley Annis]

This definitely makes you go hmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Rena

 

Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the Wichita
Falls,  Texas Times Record News. 
 
Dear IRS, 
       I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed
April 15, but all is not lost.  I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable
tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog
license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting
license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax,
inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county
property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security
tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational
vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal
excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone
minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax,
vehicle license registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax,
oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming,
Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall, but I
have run out of space and money.
 
       When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an
honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles
Rangel, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschle and, of
course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties, no interest and no hard
feelings.
 
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus
check.


Ed B ... Wichita Falls