[StBernard] New Orleans

[Westley Annis]

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	New Orleans Crabs... 
	  
	A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of 
	frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member 
	to take care of the box for him. 
	  
	She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.  
	He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally 
	responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned
	 that 
	he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her 
	about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
	  
	Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. 
	Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom 
	to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who 
	gave me the crabs in New
	 Orleans , please raise your hand?"
	  
	Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
	  
	Two lessons here:
	1. Men never learn…
	2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think!