[StBernard] THE GOOD LIFE

[Westley Annis]

A Mexican, a Black, and a Texas Redneck were walking together on a beach
when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle,
rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are three of
you, you may have a wish a piece." Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since
you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so
that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa
."

Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people
back to our homeland, May-he-co!"

Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border,
then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing off into the
sunset and said, "Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn't get any better than
this!"

 

Rena