[StBernard] 2012 Candidate For President

[Westley Annis]

Sorry to deflate someone's balloon again but:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/billcosby/a/cosby_write_in.htm

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp

JY





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	               Bill  Cosby has a great way of distilling things.
Looks like he's  done it again!
	
	
	
	               I  WISH WE HAD A CANDIDATE WITH THIS  PLATFORM!!
	
	
	
	               I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN  CANDIDATE.
	               HERE  IS MY PLATFORM:
	
	               (1) 'Press 1 for English' is  immediately banned.
English is the official language; speak it  or wait at the border until you
can.
	
	               (2) We will  immediately go into a two year
isolationist posture to  straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports,
no exports.  We will use the 'Wal-Mart  's  policy, 'If we ain't got it, you
don't need it.'
	
	               (3)  When imports are allowed, there will be a 100%
import tax on  it.
	
	               (4) All retired military personnel will be required
to man one of our many observation towers on the southern  border (six month
tour). They will be under strict orders not  to fire on    SOUTHBOUND
aliens.
	
	               (5) Social security will immediately return to  its
original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't  gettin nuttin out.
The president nor any other politician will  be able to touch it.
	
	
	               (6)  Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays
at the end of  the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of
urinalysis and a passing grade.
	
	               (7) Professional  Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time
you check positive you're  banned for life.
	
	               (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish  method, the
first time you steal, you lose your right hand.  There is no more life
sentences. If convicted of murder, you  will be put to death by the same
method you chose for your  victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
	
	               (9) One export  will be allowed, Wheat. The world
needs to eat. A bushel of  wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
	
	               (10)  All foreign aid using American taxpayer money
will immediately  cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt
and  ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world,  we'll
ask the American people if they want to donate to a  disaster fund, and each
citizen can make the decision whether  it's a worthy cause.
	
	               (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will  be said every day
at school and every day in  Congress.
	
	               (12) The National Anthem will be played at  all
appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings,  etc.
	
	               Sorry  if I stepped on anyone's toes
	
	
	               GOD  BLESS AMERICA .
	
	
	               Bill  Cosby
	
	
	
	
	
	
	               Please  Forward this to everyone you know, no matter
which side of the  fence they're on.