[StBernard] Instructions

[Westley Annis]

	Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his
age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie
complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her
Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to
resolve the problem and since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in
the village, they went to see the Veterinarian. 
	
	The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot
summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty
breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. So
the Vet told Paddy and Maggie to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a
big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would
cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. 
	
	So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big
towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Maggie still had
not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change
partners and let the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big
towel. 
	
	They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming,
ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half
hours. When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and,
in a boasting voice, said: "And that, me son, is how ya waves a towel."