[StBernard] The zipper

[Westley Annis]

	As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of
the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to
the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking
that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. 
	
	She tried to take the step, only To discover that she couldn't. So,
a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the Step. Once again,
much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg With a little smile to the
driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little More and again was unable
to take the step. 
	
	About this time, a large Kentuckian who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the
bus.... 
	
	She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' 
	
	The Kentuckian smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would
agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
we was friends.'