[StBernard] Wrong again

[Westley Annis]

 The train was quite crowded,and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length
 looking for a seat..
 
 There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged,
 Frenchwoman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the
 woman's poodle.
 
 The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
 
 The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular,
" Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
 
 The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available was
  under that dog.
 
 "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
 
 She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
 
 This time the Marine didn't say a word;
he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train
 window, and sat down.
 
 The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend
 my honor! Put this American in his place!"
 
 An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. 
"Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing
the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the
wrong bitch out the window." 

 





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